The thoughts, ramblings, and general nonsense of myself and whosoever figures my password.

mieko-nakatomi:

gunpowderandspark:

gunpowderandspark:

The Days of Future Past movie has been 14 years in the making, effectively. I’m looking forward to this.

I JUST REALIZED THERE ARE PEOPLE EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE THAT WERE BORN AFTERTHE STORYLINE BEGAN TO AIR IN THEATERS.

I NEED TO LAY DOWN NOW.

(( I was 4 ))

Okay, so here’s a little context… I typed the phrase “Existential Horror” into Google Image search and then specified I wanted a gif.

What you are about to see is what I found when I was looking for a shocked face.

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blackqueerboi:

If you ask for respect and the other person starts coming up with excuses,

…RUN.

Respect is non-negotiable.

(via thewomanfromitaly)

The Cycle is finally Broken

Moffat: "Figure out how Sherlock will get out of this poolside standoff with Moriarty!"

Fans: *draws twenty theories*

Moffat: "Heh, I guess now that people are making theories I should come up with an answer myself, huh?"

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Moffat: "Figure out how Sherlock survived the fall!"

Fans: "Youtube videos, freeze frames, gif sets establishing theories."

Moffat: "Jokes on you! There is no solution! Isn’t it fun to have a little mystery?”

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Moffat: "Solve the mystery of Mary! What’s her past? Who is she?"

Fans: "Well, she’s obviously a former criminal, but beyond that, you’ve finally stumped us, Moffat! Good job! :D "

Moffat: "Heh, there is no answer. John throws it away."

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Moffat: "Figure how Moriarty’s still alive and we-"

Fans: "NO."

courfeyradical:

emphasisonthehomo:

Queer subtext in media is nice and all, but have you considered:

  • Including actual queer characters instead of vague metaphors for queer characters.

 (x)

(via tiqachu)

I just got two new followers. Porn blogs.

I’m pretty sure they’re following me because I talked about how train fetishists will sometimes jump in front of moving locomotives.

There are sixteen things I feel uncomfortable with right now.

chaoticbanter:

deanwinchesterdisneyprincess:

"don’t play the anxiety card"

YOU THINK THAT I USE ANXIETY AS AN EXCUSE?!

JUST BECAUSE I START TO PANIC WHEN YOU ASK ME TO DO CERTAIN THINGS DOESN’T MEAN I’M SIMPLY USING IT AS AN ESCAPE

MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, THE THINGS YOU ASK ME TO DO CAUSE ME ANXIETY, AND WHEN YOU CONFRONT ME ABOUT IT AND YELL AT ME FOR IT IT JUST MAKES IT WORSE

IT’S NOT A FUCKING CARD

Any parent that does this is a shitty one

(Source: yomavin, via incarnadine-embrace)

TRUE FACTS: There are people who are aroused by the sheer power of trains. Conductors call them “foamers” because of, well… pants things. These people get obsessed with watching trains pull out of the station or go max speed.

On very rare ocassions, these people will reach the point that they decide that getting hit by a train would be such an exciting act it’s worth the very obvious result.

Many a conductor has had their day ruined by a foamer.

Young man tries to dramatically pose next to a passing train. In his absolute idiocy, he stood close enough to the train that he could touch it, which is lethally dangerous.

To make a point, the conducter held out his foot while the train passed, kicking the youth crosswise.

Judging by the video description, there aren’t any hard feelings, and the point was effectively made.

Enjoy!

mackllewhore:

its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

mackllewhore:

its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

(via twerkingderp)